Arriya / A blog about television, Mariska Hargitay, and black people.


things to yell out loud during sex:

  • we took off while you were in the bathroom, because we hate you
  • fuck. DA. police.
  • and then i woke up at home
  • we’re delta airlines and life is a fucking nightmare
  • we were like dogs without horses
  • fade out and say “executive producer dick wolf”
  • eleven up and one over ya simple bitch
  • ahh, we are approaching martinique!
  • gross, mop it up, now… back to my hunch



All black people can relate to yah moms tripping like this

I’m ptsd’ing right now.